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When you smoke a pipe and have a charge!
I’ve smoked that much puff, I feel scotched!
Oh the humanity, my ass icthes so damn bad from the excess poop scotch left behind.
I have literally been in and out of the bathroom all day long, wiping away the poop scotch that just doesn't end.
I remember coming home from school with poop scotch on my tightly whiteys, due to the massive weggies Nelson would give me on a daily basis.
Oh golly gee, I obviously cut my turd off to early, being that I've been wiping poop scotch of my itchy brown eye all day.
Damn my ass itches bad, I can only imagine how sticky and thick the poop scotch is down yonder.
What a hot brutal day I've had at work honey, especially with the terrible swamp ass I've been dealing with throughout the day, I couldn't wait to get back and wash the sticky and very itchy poop scotch out of my turd cutter hairs.
When your wearing a kilt and bending over and someone quickly runs up unexpectedly and shoves a dry finger into your rectum.
I lost the log toss competition because of the pain I received from getting a Scotch Fillet.
she asked the waiter “can I have a side of your scotch broth 😉”
A word referring to the penis of any person from the British Isles from anywhere other than Scotland.
Have you seen that Welsh man's Scotch Hotdog? It's at least a furlong.
To "hop scotch" or "hopping scotch" is to do something extreme and or unexpected out of extreme emotion or lack thereof.
Ex 1: "A chick was hopping scotch at Wendy's. Flipping tables and everything."
Ex 2: "He gone hop scotch on yo ass if you don't stop playing with him...."
Ex 3: "The bitch hopped scotch and said she loved em after the first date."
Ex 4: "He had to use the bathroom so bad, he hopped scotch and took a piss in public."
Alternative for whiskey dick. When you drink so much liquor you can’t get your penis to work for you.
“Did you hear about what happened to Dan after Jenny’s party the other night? He and Carrie were trying to f*ck and the poor man had a major case of Scotch Richard.”
“Talk about bad luck, maybe he won’t drink so much next time.”