live search club

A site designed by Microsoft where you can play games and win prizes. People have found ways to cheat on these games and win free stuff. The largest thing you can buy at the site is an Xbox 360, if you cheat you can earn the prize in less than 24 hours. In early July 2007 this was very east to do, it is now harder. Way to go Microsoft!

Rick: Where the fuck are you getting all this stuff from.
Erik: I cheated on live search club and now I have an Xbox, Zune and Microsoft Vista.

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human search engine

Reference librarian.

I googled that question our prof assigned us but didn't get any usable info, so I txted a human search engine and got the answer within a couple minutes.

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Search Spy cyber

An instance of cybersex acted out in the Search Spy of DC++. Amazingly kinky.

==========================================
Search String |Count |
==========================================
MaXim's Mother |9 |
MAXIM - A/S/L? CyberPLZ |1 |
omfg 6/f/cali |1 |

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Chinese word search

Another word for an erection. This is a measure of hardness of the boner. On the grounds that a Chinese word search is pretty damn hard, then if you are as hard as one then you have a very fine erection.

Dude 1: "Whoa man! Did you see that chick's hooters?"
Dude 2: "No shit! I'm hard as a Chinese word search!"

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organic search engine

An organic Search Engine is a manually operated search service which uses a combination of computer algorithims and human researchers to lookup a search query. A search query submitted to an Organic Search Engine is analysed by a human operator who researches the query then formats the response to the user. It was coined by 199QUERY in Australia in 2006

199QUERY is an organic search engine that uses textperts to answer questions.

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Anal cavity search

What airport security officers do to you if you blink wrong.

Imagine a group of people putting gloves on and taking turns shoving it really far up your ass.

Airport cop: Name?

b: {very arabic name}

Airport cop: Come with me, please.

b: God dammit, it's an anal cavity search, isn't it?

Airport cop: Don't worry, we're only violating a COUPLE of your rights..

*glove snaps*

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strip search

The exhaustive "search" of your cash register receipt--a "strip" of paper-- that is performed by the Granny Gestapo when you attempt to exit a Wal-Mart store. This process is made more difficult because the Gestapo Associate usually has poor eyesight, and the items on the receipt are represented by unintelligibly abbreviated code names. In Wal-Mart's eyes, every honest shopper is a potential shoplifter.

The Wal-Mart checker was too lazy to bag the toilet paper, so I was strip searched by the Granny Gestapo when I tried to exit the store.

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