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Table with height not exceeding 20 cm, used for holding beer, tobacco, drug paraphenalia inc. mirrors etc. during a session. The lower the table the better 'cos everybody ends up on the floor munted
A shop in Brighton that sells Thai furniture does excellent session-tables
To engage in a shower session means to masturbate while taking a shower. Most of those who take on a shower session sit on the shower floor while they masturbate, due to the incresed difficulty of standing masturbation. Also, many of those who engage in shower sessions commonly use moisturizing conditioner or body wash as a lubricant. Although these two products are commonly used, shampoo is not used due to its tendancy to dry out fast on the penis.
Son: "Dad, we need more conditioner."
Dad: "Why is that son?"
Son: "Because I haven't had a shower session in three days!"
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When a group of bros take turns having sex with a jar or squeeze bottle of jam or jelly (preferably squeeze bottle). Can substitute marmalade as well. No preserves for fear of chunks in urethra.
I got together with my old college roomates this weekend and we had a solid 2 hour jam session.
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A severe reaction to something.
To have a conniption or a fit about something.
I told my manager I needed Friday off and he had a session.
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a session of jumping, crashing, rolling, and rock crawling with an rc car, typically a monster truck.
man, that was a bangin' bash session, but i think i bent my front shocks coming down from that 18' jump!
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Using crystal meth while having sex either for a quickie to several days.
Hey wanna go to my apartment for a jib session. I have booze too so let's have fun.
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A session where you are away from wherever someone has said "brb". The session ends when the person returns.
Person 1: "Where's smr12?"
Person 2: "He's in a brb session right now."
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