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When shit comes out instead of a fart... This can have rather disasterous concequences...
"Dude, we gotta go!"
"Why man? Jordan started hitting on me!"
"Coz I just sharted!!!"
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When you absolutely fucking destroy someone lmao. Like shitting on someone.
I just murdered you and your family, get sharted on kid.
Shart: (Sh-ahrt)
1. v: To unintentionally defecate in one's own pants while attempting to pass gas.
2. n: A mixture of feces and flatulence accidentally expelled from the anus while attempting to pass gas. Typically accompanied by stained underpants and an unpleasant aroma.
Oh man, I've got to go. I just sharted.
Dude that pet store smelled like a shart.
Just when I thought this day couldn't get any worse; Shart Attack!!
While in a drunken state and trying to flatuate in public, you unintentionally expel liquid feces into your shorts, causing total embarassment to yourself - FOREVER.
The weekend camping trip ended early because the shart that John left at the fire almost injured 3 people.
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A shart occurs when a fart brings an unexpected/uninvited friend along with it.
Damn it! I thought I just needed to let go of some gas, but it wasn't a fart, it was a shart!
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1. When trying to force out a fart, you suddenly get more than you bargained for. Often this results in the need to immediately ditch your now-soiled underwear.
2. Trying to fart, but, instead, first you do it, then you say it.
While waiting for her mother to get out of the store, little Becky sharted in her car seat. Her mother drove all the way home wondering what the hell the smell was.
Joe was trying to force a fart when suddenly he sharted, and the place began to stink. "Oh shit, it's shit!" exclaimed Joe, as he ran out the side door to go home and change his underwear.
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