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Use of decapitation in the name of national security.
The Al-Qaida administration has defended their use of "enhanced shaving" in their fight against the US occupancy.
A term used for Dungeons and Dragons. Used when a player does something so outrageous that it causes the dungeon master to have to break story and ad lib the rest of the campaign.
"The king gives you a great quest...."
"I'm gonna shoot him in the face!"
"Great, we're shaving the dwarf again."
Shaving the pubic hair around the base of your penis. By showing more of the penis shaft, it can give the appearance that the shlong is bigger.
I always give my meat a base shave before any big date, it adds an extra inch.
To disregard something or not do it. To ignore a situation or person.
Definition by: M Long / T Holmes.
1 - "I shaved off my meeting this morning."
2 - "I shaved off my morning jog to sleep in."
3 - "When she arrived, she talked with him, but shaved off his girlfriend."
4 - "To shave off people is not polite."
When you shave someone's *unmentionables* & then rape them. Made up by the famous Sammiie.
x=The Famous Sammiie
o=The Girl Who Wrote This
x: i wanna shave rape a hoeeee
x: hahahahahaha
o: ahahaahaaa
x: i just made that up, shave rape.
o: shave rape
o: see i was thinking you shave their legs or something
o: and then rape them
x: a little higher
o: with their smooth legs
x: hahahahahahaha
o: ahahahahaha
o: okay
x: their smooth unmentionables?
o: yes!
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Shaved the Goat
(A common high school expression slowly sprouting in Los Angeles.)
If a guy gets head from a girl, he has "shaved the goat". Thus in this expression, the girl's goat has been shaved. Although she is the one doing the action, it is her goat that has been shaved.
Did sheila do what I think she did to Mark in the car?
_Yeah, she got on her knees in front of him and he Shaved the Goat .
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A sensation experienced while being loved by a man who has the rare misfortune of five o'clock shadow on the majority of his shaft. also known as the kitty prickle when referring to a women.
guy: hey lady why does your muff look like raw hamburger.
lady: i don't want to talk about it...
guy: sorry about that. it must have been my shaved potato.
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