When a woman is performing oral sex on you and she tries to come up so you punch her in the forehead.
“Dude last night shorty was slobbing me up but she got tired and tried to stop so I gave her the good old fashion terry shaw”
When a teacher or professor waits until after the last day of school to post a bad grade.
Joey: "Mr. Thompson waited until June 13th to post the grade for my midterm. Took my final grade in the class down from a B to a C."
Steve: "Couldn't you ask for a redo or extra credit or something?"
Joey: "Not a chance. School had already been out for a week."
Steve: "Damn. Looks like you got scumbag shawed."
another crappy Canadian telecommunications company like bell canada. They have ridiculous customer service and WILL sell you short and/or trick customers.
I called Shaw Canada to get up my internet connection back up, but they refused to do it. I just wanted to play Fortnite!
An all around amazing guy with a massive pp, he’s ballin and always helps everyone out and isn’t gay but is for one guy
1👍 6👎
Greatest batsmen to play the game, most number of ducks, absolute 🐐
My friend got out first ball, so i said “You just got Prithvi Shawed”
SHES SO HOT AND COOL AND SMART. HARRY STYLES WANTS HER SO BAD😭😭🙄🙄🙄🙄 SHE IS THE MOMENT. WORKKKKKKKK. PETE DAVIDSON ALSO WANTS HER SO BAD.