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Being stressed out to the point of sweating or generally manifesting physical symptoms.
I’m ringing the sheets rn..life is rough dude.
What happens during the night when the fitted bottom sheet gets partially or entirely detached.
I didn't sleep well due to sheet creep. When I woke this morning my bottom sheet was partially on the floor and I was laying on a bare mattress.
A pre-planned list of statements, each under 140 characters, to put out via Twitter
Johnny's tweet sheet includes 30 innane examples about how wonderful sliced bread really is.
When your very tired from partying the night before with a friend who is an avid runner and has more energy than a uranium fuel rod and he calls you because you missed your 0600 showtime for a 5 mile run.
Phone rings “ring ring ring, dude in bed answers- Hello? Caller says in a dubious voice- “Hey what you doing man? Dude in bed responds, “Duuude, I’m ruffling in the sheets man”. Ruffling in the sheets? WTH does that mean? I’m half way between being ready and going back to bed which is better than being in bed and not being ready!
a sheet of shit covered toilet paper which accidentally falls out of ones hand and onto a public restroom floor after wiping ones ass and checking to see if there is any need to continue wiping.
"Ahh man, someone left a whoopsy sheet in this stall!"
An absolute freak in the sheets. Not merely adopted by Excel, but born into it, molded by it. A proper sheet hacker believes that 99% of the work done in spreadsheets is unnecessary. You will never catch a sheet hacker drowning you in a sea of "tips & tricks" to marginally improve your sheet game. Your process MUST be reduced to one button or less. A sheet hacker will upend the VBA documentation in search of a solution.
"Whoa, that sheet hacker automated our entire accounting process"
"I'm collecting unemployment because that sheet hacker put me out of a job"