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Something you have if you are cool enough that protects you from harm. Ranges from the size of your pinky to a 2 mile radius around the person.
That dude has a cool shield
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He could survive a nuclear blast with his cool shield.
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A person who interferes with two other people having sexual intercourse simply by their presence. Essentially the same as a cock blocker.
Dude, I totally would have banged that girl at the White Deer, but her fat friend was a total meat shield.
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The default dwarf is a shield dwarf, they are moody, humorless, and hard for non-dwarves to get along wit, a tendency that has led to the deterioration of the dwarven kingdoms in recent years.
Meaner than most dwarves, Gimli is not one.
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A "bro" term for when you tense your muscles up tightly so that you can stand better ground and/or brace yourself before getting hit by something.
Similar to "tensing up".
Muscles usually flexed include:
- pecs
- shoulders
- biceps
"bro I almost got bodied by Chaz but i got the flex shield up in time."
"...sounds like a close call."
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Woke Shield
A defensive, often desperate, virtue-signal move to distract leftist media and audience mobs from your own — or your companies’ — crimes against humanity.
“Apple threw up its Woke Shields and announced LGBTQ+ support hoping that no one will notice their workers committing suicide in Chinese sweatshops (i.e. other Chinese affiliates: Nike, NBA, etc.)”
In a last ditch effort for sympathy, Harvey Weinstein threw up his woke shield and declared his “new life’s mission is to take down the NRA” (after recent multiple rape allegations).
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'Feli-Shields' - (FELAY-SHEEALDS) NOUN. A play on the words FELICIO and SHIELD. Refers to Paris Hilton type bug-eyed sunglasses that covers most of a twenty-something slut's face. When she blows cock (felicio) and her man nuts all over her face her eyes will be shielded from the salty goo.
"That chick's got a sweet ass."
"Which one?"
"The slut wear'n the feli-shields."
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A biohazard tattoo directly above the ass crack of a closet homo who can't get any pussy 'cause they're always locked up in prison! Yup, that's why they are always violating parole; so they can get back in jail for some schweaty man love!
Bubba: I wuz gonna nail that little white bitch in the shower this morning, but that little fag has a biohazard tattoo on his crack. That mofo got aids now or is that just a date shield?
Chaz: Dude, you are calling HIM a fag? You are the one nailing a man in the ass. I believe that makes YOU the homo in this situation!
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