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A penis that picks up things moderately well.
Bob's shovel penis can move three tons of dirt in one day.
NOUN: a shovel made for beating alligators.
VERB: the act of a Floridian beating ass with a shovel in a way that would scare away an alligator. (i.e. ending of Monsters Inc.)
Trailer Son: "Mama! Another gator got in the house!"
Trailer Mom: "Another gator?! Gimme that shovel! Come here!"
Trailer Son: (as his mother repeatedly whacks Randall with the shovel) "Get him, Mama! Get that gator!"
Randall: "Aaaahh!"
Randall learned the meaning of an ass whooping from the gator shovel.
When you and your lover go to a place like Applebees and cram the appetizers in each other' s buttcheeks to eat it out later.
The young couple was bored so they decided on a night of shoveling appetizers at the local Applebee's
Coke shovel: an abnormally long pinky fingernail, usually on a male. This long pinky fingernail is used for shoveling small hits of the narcotic, cocaine.
Ricky is whacked out of his mind, it appears he did too much digging with that coke shovel of his this weekend.
The coke shovel is a dead giveaway of a coke head.
People that state they were "packing the beak all night", may in fact have a coke shovel to go along with the bad habit.
After dropping off a #2 in the toilet, I wonder if Carlos's coke shovel gets in the way when cleaning up the mess.
When you get egg yolk on your shoe and try to remove it by scooping it with your finger nail.
Ah fuck. Ive got egg on my shoe again. Guess im gonna have to use my finger shovel.
A girl that is so ugly it looks like she got hit in the face with a shovel
Damn! That chick is a huge Shovel Warrior, she wore that one right in the face!
Shovel Warrior is a term used to describe a individual who used a shovel as there weapon of choice in a number of battles. With deadly efficiency.
OH NO ITS A SHOVEL WARRIOR RUN!!!