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shut up cunt

What my mom said to me when i was 3

"Shut up cunt," said my mom.

by Screaming Children March 12, 2021


shut your fuck

when you stroke out on your keyboard and type "shut your fuck" instead of "shut the fuck up,"

Person A: You look so stupid in that picture! LOL
Person B: Shut your fuck

by kevinlegnard December 13, 2018


shut the fuck up

what you say when you're losing an argument or stuck talking to an idiot you dont want to waste your time talking to

asshole: blah blah blah
you: shut the fuck up

by Prince_Of_Kingston November 27, 2013

182πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


shut up and color

references the popular kindergarten past-time involving line art and various multicolored crayons, also known as "coloring". coloring often results in an all-consuming, zombie-like preoccupation of the participant with the activity at hand and a subsequent obliviousness to the rest of the world as he/she bravely endeavors to stay inside the lines.

1.) <direct command; imperative> a streamlined and highly economical verbal jab that efficiently informs the receiving end toβ€”in the following orderβ€”(a) step the fuck off, (b) shut the hell up and (c) mind their own goddamn business without actually having to use any profanity oneself.

as found for virtually every 4 word command, one may also come across "SUAC," or the acronym version of the phrase.

2.) <adjective> may also be used as a modifier to describe a nature, behavior or policy of willful ignorance; to turn a blind eye to something/someone.

1-a.) "that insincere meddlesome busybody at the office came up to me by the water cooler today and started talking shit about the new temp. i knew she was making all of it up and i was so hungover and tired of her constant gossiping that i was about to tell the bitch to fuck off and die but then i saw that the department manager within earshot so i told her to go shut up and color instead."

1-b.) "hey what's behind that door that says RESTRICTED: FOR AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY anyways?"

"nothing. go shut up and color."

2-a) "even though he knows all about the ceo embezzlement, the vice chairman's inclinations toward sexual harassment of female employees and the chief financial officer's insider trading habits, david's sycophantic, shut up and color attitude at work has gotten him far up the corporate ladder and the owner's asses."

by retcon May 25, 2011

42πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


shut up slave

1. Sarcastic phrase used when a something affects citizens or workers and they can't do anything about it.
2. Has nothing to do with the United States' unfortunate historical exploitation of African immigrants and their children.
3. The person using the phrase is included in the group of "slaves".

"Shut up slave" ( referring to citizens of a country who are mass surveilled )

by omnidave August 13, 2020

31πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Shut The Fuck Up

Precisely what people should do instead of posting shitty Instagram stories of the meaning of their names on Urban Dictionary.

*Tushar* *Posts Shitty Urban Dictionary Story*

*Me*- Shut the fuck up!

by Dingdong69420 June 1, 2019

57πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


shut your ass

To express astonished disbelief at what is being said (especially gossip).

Penny: Try thinking about this... Sheldon and Amy had sex!
Raj: Shut your ass!

by Spaz111 April 15, 2011

134πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž