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Chocolate Skittles

A alternative to original Skittles. They are all different shades of brown and could be mistaken for little turds if your vision is horrible.

"I just had some of those new Chocolate Skittles."
"No way man how were they?"
"It was almost like I was being mouth raped by candy."

"Eww that bird just shat on my car."
"Dude those are Chocolate Skittles."
"Oh true."
"Maybe I should be driving."

by PatrickBeatNick November 30, 2009


Pumpkin-Skittle

having one obnoxiously large testicle and one one significantly small one

a man who appears to have one very gigantic ball

I was with this hot guy last night and we started getting hot and heavy, then i saw his pumpkin-skittle

by Endora Beaverhausen October 31, 2009


yogurt skittles

An absolutely PENG form of skittles. They'll make you wanna marry em, shag em and have skittle babies.

"Ok guys, trying yogurt skittles for the first time, literally; THESE ARE SO F*CKING PENG!

by 'ave a lit'le faiph in me luv October 28, 2019


Skittle Coma

A coma induced by skittles. The only way of survival is through natural awakening or for the skittle breath to be taken away by another.

After the woman went mad and attacked an innocent civilian for a bag of skittles, she consumed them so quickly that she placed herself into a skittle coma.

by Skittles Mistress October 22, 2010


Skittle Burn

When your tongue gets all sore from eating too many Skittles.

I can't taste anything, I got Skittle burn.

by 1234fivesicks May 4, 2010


Queefs and skittles

A unique synonym for the saying "shits and giggles"

See shits and giggles for a definition.

I shit in the upper deck of my roommates toilet just for queefs and skittles.

by Naggers69 August 3, 2010


skittle money

Having that extra money to buy your girl, man, or friends something

Damn your man bought you new purse, he must have that Skittle Money.

by BpJr78 August 23, 2015