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Masturbating for an extended period of time with a slow, fluid motion of the entire arm, while using syrup (typically maple) as lubricant in order to ensure the process remains slow throughout climax. Proper technique stipulates motion beginning in the elbow, followed by the wrist and ending with a complete rotation of the shoulder. An instance of "slapping the sloth" or "sloth slapping" should never last under forty five minutes.
Tristan: Hey Jordan, tell Dyet that it's time for breakfast, I made pancakes
Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.
Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...
Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.
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to be slapped in ones face possibly other places with a males penis.
"i got turkey slapped"
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Chimp slap is the worst form of slapping. Where as most slaps hurt your cred as a person not property, the chimp slap is the truly physical slap. Usually accompanied by broken noses, dislocated/wired jaws, black eyes, and worst case scenarios blindness or facelifts. Also known as a “Yeti Slap” due to in know way can a sasquatch lightly pimp slap your face.
"Damn that bish just got Chimp Slaped!"
A mark or "stain" left on someone's body after being slapped or "necked".
*Friend gets slapped*, "Oooh you got a slap stain!"
The act of being slapped by a midget.
Damn, Joffrey just got imp slapped!
You can't imp slap the king!
midget pimp slap dwarf slap
camel slap is the female version of a tea bag.
aw man, chelsie just gave emma the ole camel slap!
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verb: to strike a person in the face with the penis
She got smart with me and i cock slapped the bitch!
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