When a woman sits down on the toilet but didn't realize that the toilet's lid was down.
"I went to sit down on the toilet but I forgot to look to see if the lid was up. The toilet lid made contact with everything. EVERYTHING. It was like a snail's landing upon the toilet seat."
The name for a child/teenager that leaves a trail crap from tissues to dirty clothes, if its dirty and its constant you got a dirty snail on your hands
If it its dirty than you just got a regular snail.
Annie's such a dirty snail!
Mum:You're always leaving crap around you snail
Kid: But at least I'm not a DIRTY snail.
the trail that the snail leaves in its dust.
Snails have been here, you can see its snail cummies.
a band from Leechburg, PA in the late 1970's through the mid-1980's that rocked from southwestern Pennsylvania to Canada. Their mix of blues and rock-a-billy made their sound as mean and righteous as a fist.
I just came back from an Albino Snail gig. Dude, those guys are as mean and righteous as a fist!
when a ho sits on your face and drags her snatch across the bridge of your nose and down your chest leaving a slimy residue!
last nightg when I was with your mom she showed me the ropes(snail drag)
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I filthy, over used, unwashed vagina, resembling the doorstep of a snail.
Rupert realized the prostitute had not used feminine wipes before his visit after seeing her snail's doorstep
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That skank is so old, she doesn't have a pussy. She has a raisin snail.
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