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When you see spots of snow crystals but they don't last long enough to accumulate.
A "Sneeze of Snow" occurred yesterday.
A long progression of short, tiny and quiet sneezes. There must be at least six consecutive sneezes in a row, and they can be no louder than a 20 decibels.
Person 1: (sneezes twice loudly)
Person 2: Sorry dude, but those don't count as Devon Sneezes!
Person 1: (sneezes seventeen times in a row near silently)
Person 2: There you go!
No normal person sneezes more than twice in a row, those that do: attention sneezers.
Achoooo! Look at me! I'm making lots of noise but it's socially acceptable because it's a sneeze!
Let me drag out this period of attention focused on me by sneezing five hundred times. Then also blowing my nose like a foghorn.
A clinical case of attention sneezing:
Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO!
normal person: God, is it necessary to make that much noise?
Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO! I can't help it.
normal person: Sure...
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He said he was going to pull out, but right after he put it in he weiner sneezed all over the place.
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well, an anal sneeze is when youre minding your own business, and all of a sudden you hear a gurgling noise come from your anus. this is usually followed by a changing of the pants or a wiping of the ass.
mike: hey dude wats up?
joe: nothing, leave me alone im minding my own business.
mike: ok. asshole.
joe: *minding own business* *flatuation*
mike: dude, did you just have an anal sneeze?
joe: fuck.
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An unexpected sneeze that causes a woman to queef and discharge a mixture of blood and man juice!!
It was the best sex ever till my aunt flow dirty sneezed on me!
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