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The day after. In some way, shape, or form you were inebriated the night before and you left something out of place or what not in your room that could lead to you getting busted. A sober search in the frantic look around your room in the morning to make sure you didn't do something stupid, like leave a bong next to your bed.
Guy 1: Dude, this morning I realized I left my bong, grinder, and a bag of hash next to my bed when I passed out.
Guy 2: Lucky you did a sober search before you got caught.
The next day after a night of binging and after eventually regaining the agonising sensation of sobriety: the first coherent sentence from their mouths, "I'm never drinking again"
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.
Bob: Alright Earl? How's the hangover?
Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.
Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.
Earl: YEAH!
Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?
Sober companion, sober coach, or recovery coach are titles all representing the same job in the field of addiction, providing one-on-one assistance to newly recovering individuals.
I need someone to stay with my son when he gets home from rehab. Call Christopher Ferry he's a sober companion.
A New Jerseyan that doesn’t drink, but smokes daily. They most likely drive high often. They consider doing mushrooms, but then remember Jersey ain’t quite Cali or Oregon yet, but with Murphy it might get there. 100% ADHD head.
Person 1: Yo did our DD just take a fat bong rip?
Person 2: Yeah, but he’s Jersey Sober and forgot his Adderall.
A group of several loud mouthed beer Drinkin' hell raising pie eating sons of bitches you see wobbling about the pub every weekend.
Look over there John by the DJ BOOTH, SOBER LADS, SOBER LADS.
When your in college and have been drinking all week, but you need to take time to study
Hey want to grab a drink? No I got a test coming up I need to sober study
When someones obviously drunk but in denial.
Tom: Is harry drunk?
Harry: I am NOT drumnkrr
Grace: Of course you're not! He's lemon sober!
Tom: Oh, okay then.