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Theres only 2 good things about soccer.
1. Watching those fucking foreign assholes beat the hell out of each other because they think their teams better.
2. When a player fucks up they take him out back after the game and put him out of his misery, like an old horse.
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Soccer, or futbol, is the worlds largest sport. It requires an extreme amount of skill and natural talent. Usually made fun of by American Football players, when in reality, the sport "American Football" is only a fraction of the size of futbol. It is also proven that to become a professional soccer player, it takes twice the amount of practice compared to an American Football player, you also need a high amount of athleticism, unlike "American Football". This sport is commemorated every 4 years with a "World Cup".
An example of the highly skilled game soccer, people should check out is the Barclay's Premier League
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soccer or TRUE football. the one that came first.its the greatest game invented. to those that call it a pussy/gay sport, it beats the shit out of nfl and nrl cause it involves skill and endurance and palyers dont go prancing around hugging each other like these so called manly sports. im a soccer player and i dont feel the slightest bit gay when im training at the same time as the womens team. there is some dam fine ladies running around in little shorts just metres away. yeah thats so gay.
soccer rules
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First of all, it's futball not soccer. what gives America the right to change a great sports name into something that gay just because a gay sport has that name. Fuck America and their shittty futball team. England all the way.
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tha gayest sport where a bunch of dick licking brazilians kik tha ball around and try 2 get it in the net the size of a brazilian home
Brazilians are so poor afghanistan laughs at it
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a fun time
"hey joe, did you enjoy that soccer last night at your place. i certainly did, and so did joe jr. in here," said sally
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A term used by stupid Americans for football. American football hardly uses what is know as the 'foot' but they call it football? Soccer is called 'football' as the main idea is to use the ball with your 'foot'. 'Football' is the most popular sport in the world apart from in America where they would rather watch sport that has breaks every five minutes so they can get their fat arses to the nearest burger vendor.
American: did you watch the soccer game last night?
English gent: its called football you f*cking idiot
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