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Soggy, Beef -
1) A pointless argument that doesn't make sense.
Beef in slang is when something gets heated and creates drama, this is the same but soggy just means silly, pathetic and has no-point to it.
2) Literally Soggy Beef. Beef that turned out soggy once cooked.
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Soggy Beef -
Example:
1) I had an argument with Steve last night, real soggy, beef.
2) Martin, this beef is soggy. ''Gosh darnit, I do not want soggy, beef again.''
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Noun - Masturbating while crying; jerkin' with tears in your eyes.
After Brob was dumped by Luke, he couldn't help but give himself a soggy crumpet.
Jeff's nightly activities consist of pizza alone and a soggy crumpet before bed.
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an alleged game played by young men where the participants stand in a circle and masturbate and ejaculate on the cookie and the last one to ejaculate has to eat it
Why would anyone with a sense of dignity play soggy cookie?
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Usually played at a dance. Guys stand in a corner and place a cracker on the floor. They then proceed to
"ejaculate" all over it. The person to "ejaculate" the least on it has to eat it.
Girls usually played soggy fishstick.
Can be played with other objects.
Person1: Awwh man last night we played soggy cracker and I ended up eating it
Person2: Thats nothing. My girlfriends and I played soggy fishstick and it ended up being waterlogged fishstick. I had to eat it.
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You know when you're eating a sandwich and the bread is soggy from tomatoes or whatever. That but with feelings.
Uhhhhhh, I fell like soggy bread today.
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A sexual act in which a man urinates down a rope that is hanging off the edge of a building directly over a woman's gaping mouth. The urine dribbles into her mouth and gives her much excitement! See also variants, 007 and Shaken Not Stirred.
Jack skipped school to give Samantha a soggy brosnan.
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(n.) Someone who exercises, doesn't shower/cleanse themselves, then has sex.
ie. I heard Deanna got a soggy Taylor last night.
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