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The most misnamed company in gaming history...Created the popular Sonic The Hedgehog franchise, made some of the best games ever during the Genesis era, and then proceeded to fuck it up beyond all recognition. The best Sonic games of recent years? No longer developed by Sonic Team.
Sonic Team developer: Furry culture is in right now! Lets give Sonic a human lover! That won't be disturbing in the least! Raises for everyone!
Sonic Team developer: Shadow the Hedgehog already can control time...WHO NEEDS THAT?! LETS GIVE HIM A GUN AND GENERIC RUBBER ALIENS TO FIGHT!!! Smart idea is smart...
Another stupid Sonic Team developer: Sonic games that allow you to play as Sonic? RIDICULOUS! Big the Cat and Charmy the Bee are clearly our best creations! Lets base over half the game on them!
Sonic Team *again*: Link has a sword....WELL CLEARLY A FUCKING HEDGEHOG NEEDS ONE TOO!!! IT MAKES SO MUCH CLEAR AND LOGICAL SENSE!!!
Sonic Team (as if you didn't already guess): Humm...Super Mario Sunshine has this Blue Coin collecting thing that everyone hates in an otherwise great and well developed game that simply prolongs the experience unnecessarily...LETS DO THE SAME THING WITH SUN AND MOON MEDALS ONLY TWICE AS MUCH OF THEM AND EVEN MORE POINTLESS BACKTRACKING!!! BRILLIANT...
Yet another stupid STD (that is their abbreviation): You know what's missing from the Sonic series? A WEREWOLF!!! THAT ISN'T A WEREWOLF!!! AND HAS STRETCHY ARMS AND A PURPLE MIDGET SIDEKICK!!!
Please restaff this entire division Sega...for the love of GOD.
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One of the most influental bands of all time, yet heard of in someplaces. A band featuring the band members of Thurston Moore, Kim Gordon, Lee Ranaldo, Steve Shelley and recently added Jim O'Rourke. Their CDs range from Sonic Youth LP, Sister, Dirty, Goo, Washing Machine, etc all the way to the 2004 release of Sonic Nurse. They have been around for 26 years and have never split.
Sonic Youth uses drumsticks to make a delicious feedback sound.
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you get to play as 3 characters tails,knuckles and lastly dr.eggman (or whatever) sonic kills everyone and at the end of the game it shows the 3 characters heads on stick with sonic sonic has black eyes with small red pupils and has blood out of them, next picture it has the sonic i listed with the words " I..AM GOD" it scared me alot,but thats the past and the time is now.
sonic is creepy,i dont think this sonic is the right sonic.
SONIC EXE IS CREEPY
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1) When a pegasus pony breaks the sound barrier in flight, resulting in a rainbow and a sonic boom at the same time.
2) The most amazing fucking thing to ever happen on television.
When trying to catch her falling friend, Rainbow Dash unintentionally performed a sonic rainboom.
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Old school rap song by J. J. Fad sometime in the 80's. One of the members of the group was FYNE!!!
"He's Super Sonic, sonic, sonic, sonic."
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When making intercourse with s young men or lady while wearing a Sonic cosplay and screaming "gotta cum fast" during the climax
Yeah me and my girl just had Sonic sex
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A blue hedgehog...though a hero, is one of Knuckle's biggest rivals...and that is something we cannot cope with. The only thing he has that Knuckles does not, is slightly better taste in music.
Sonic buys donuts from Timothy's Dad.
Sonic is a Kilographic.
Sonic is a Kilogrump.
Sonic is big in Japan, land of Ochigawa.
Rival of Knuckles The Echidna
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