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splatter bowl blitz

shit all o'er tha place

yo dude, you shoulda seen what happened in the bathroom after last night. it was a splatter bowl blitz in there!

by sooperpoopybuns April 26, 2011


splatter face

The name you call someone after you give them a facial.

Hey you know Eddie G? I made his mom a splatter face last night.

by Daddies Big Girl February 27, 2017


splatter bodies

The speckles and spots of feces that remain on the rim or inside walls of a toilet, and often become difficult to scrub off after a couple days of maturing.

My buddy's toilet has more splatter bodies than a public toilet at a Nickleback concert.

by Doubleduck2024 December 14, 2024


splatter bodies

A term for speckles or splatter (singular: "splatter body") of feces that appear on the sides and rim of a toilet. Often difficult to scrub off after drying for several days.

My friends toilet has more splatter bodies than a public restroom at a Nickleback concert

by Doubleduck2024 December 14, 2024


Kentucky Splatter

When using a toilet whether public or personal and lifting up the toilet seat to find shit splatter on the bottom of the toilet seat. This fecal splatter being clearly visible to the user upon lifting the seat to piss.

Defecation upon such a violent degree that it rebounds and splatters onto the bottom of the toilet seat. More often found in places in close proximity to a Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Dude, I went over to Emma's house and shes got kentucky splatter all over her toilet, damn I didn't know she was capable of a violent shit like that

by MexicanBoi13 April 18, 2023


clock splatter

A clock that Is a fucking asshole fuck you how did you even find this
A clock splatter isn't even a thing you dumbass hillbilly fucking asshole bitch cunt.

Yo wtf dies clock splatter mean

by BigDickMotherFucker69420 January 10, 2022


Splatter of matter on the wall

a euphemism for "shit hits the fan"

Get your work done early in case of a splatter of matter on the wall.

Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!

by drunk professor January 26, 2021