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While penetrating a woman from behind, insert both thumbs into the anus and pull apart, in turn, opening the anus and making the womans buttocks resemble an english muffin being split open.
My girlfriend was being a dirty slut, she even asked me to split the muffin!
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When a girl decides to excrete her feces while wearing a thong, creating an image similar to meatloaf being split while being passed through a thin string.
Wow Elysia got too drunk the other night and splitting meatloaf all over the floor.
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v. The act of throwing a curling rock into the central house to score a deuce. Similar to throwing a perfect game in baseball, or scoring a hat trick in cricket only not so rare or difficult, or exciting to watch. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada and rural Sweden.
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Hey! Don't switch the channel! The thermal-boy was about to split the rings.
Grow up. It's curling for God's sake.
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A sexual position for a male and female, much like the scissor sister position for lesbians, where both the male and female open their legs and inter-twine with eachother, with the male thrusting into the female's pussy. For increased penetration, the female can grip onto the males thigh.
You never guess what position she let me do her in last night...the scissor split!
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The act of Double Vaginal penetration on a virgin.
Did you hear Cassandra finally had sex? She got drunk and Peter and Steve gave her a cherry split!
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peeling a banana with your ass cheeks and feeding it to your partner
hey daniel, want to have a bannanus split?
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when a guy orgasms in a short amount of time.
I fucked Charlie last night and he came dickety-split. :/
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