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When you are making out with a guy, touch his penis and its not hard. (When its definitely expected to be)
I touched it, and it was a reverse splooge...eww
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-a hot tub in an apartment bucket
-hey...do u want to go to the splooge bucket tonight?
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When a man ejaculates a huge amount of semen all over the place. Paul Bunyon is a huge man hence the Bunyon Splooge.
"I layed a bunyon splooge on my lady last night, her face was COVERED!"
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The term Dillon calls me, I have no idea why he started to call me it but apparently I am the Master of Splooge because I have sex so much? (According to them.) It originates from the word "Splooge" which was a word me and Garrett made up.
Hey splooge master, have you splooged on anything today? - Dillon
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amazing enough to cause an organism
"OMFG! That's like... splooge-worthy!"
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The man who rose to power in his nation by splooging on everybody and their families. His most famous speech was located on CallMeCarson, in which they praised the Moyai.
Carson: How did you rise to power in your country?
Kim Jong-Splooge: I splooge on everybody else!
Popping the question; proposing to your significant other
Dude, can you believe that Brian dropped the splooge bomb on his girlfriend last night?
Katie looked shocked when Dave splooge bombed her right there in the restaurant.
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