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spooge

Hot stuff, warm liquid, tesco's own

Grandad walked round tesco with spooge all over his face and hands was demoted to the frozen section where he pestered Haagan Dasz ice cream and threatened to stab some cunt

by grandadlee January 7, 2015


Spooge

A simile for cum or the act of cumming or cum mixed with other bodily fluids

I'm gonna spooge on her face.. or she had spooge dripping out of her ass

by Pageman818 September 26, 2018


Spooge

When you don't quiet ejaculated with rigour and venom because you were distracted and it just kind of falls out.

I was about to blow my load but the phone rang and I just spooged

by Peebs1994 January 3, 2020


Spooge

1) The sticky residue left over from racing tires that end up coating the track, the cars and the Pirelli technicians

2) Unpleasant feminine byproduct

I can't believe the fans want dead tires - they got spooge all over 'em

by von_Eberhorst September 14, 2008


Spooge

Anything you can't identify visually, you do not want to stick your finger into, you do not want to smell

It's all covered in Spooge. I stepped in some Spooge. When I ran over it Spooge went everywhere.

by Schmeckus December 30, 2019


Spooge

Cum; nut; jizz; sperm; ejaculate; spunk; semen; seed

Chris: Git sniped fgt skrub
Danny: 2 bad i blew loads of spooge in ur m0m last night pleb

by SHUC August 17, 2021


Spooge

A liquid harvested from the Fountain of Youth, centuries before the discovery of the Americas. This divine liquid is the essence of all life, beginning the cycle of reincarnation and rebirth. Can also be used to ascend to godhood under correct conditions. It is highly sought after by the upper-class and bourgeoisie...Also known as cum.

Guy 1: i heard they found some more Spooge recently
Guy 2: a new god has been created today

by literalchild April 26, 2020