Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles

This is a combo made up of theStrawberry Shortcake mixed with a Dirty Sanchez and an Abe Lincoln. What you do: Shave off your pubes and keep them within arms reach. While having sex with a girl/guy from behind, you pull out and spit on their back. When they turn around, you but them in the nose so they start bleeding then you cum on their face. Then grab your pubes and throw your pubes on their face. You have just completed a "Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles".

Doctor: Ma'am, what happened to you?

Women: My love gave me a Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles for Valentines Day.

Doctor: ... that's hot.

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pink sprinkled donut

When you fuck someone so hard in the ass you made there asshole bleed.

"I shredded her ass so hard last night it was a pink sprinkled donut"

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Char-Broiled Sprinkles

1: Placing your testicles over an open flame, such as a bunsen burner, and then shaking your nuts over someones face while they sleep. This causes your burnt pubic hair to cover their face.

Dude, I woke up this morning and had char-broiled sprinkles all over my face. That shit is gross.

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Sprinkle-Glitter

I'm going to add this on urbandictionary.com as soon as I'm done

A sprinkle glitter is a tall, handsome individual with metrosexual tendencies.

"Look at that Sprinkle-Glitter walking by...he looks so gay"

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Blue Sprinkle

When you cum in a cup, dye it blue with food coloring, and sprinkle it on your partner's face....for added pleasure, spread it out with a nice mushroom stamp.

Alyssa is a fucking weird bitch. She always wants me to give her a blue sprinkle.

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titty sprinkles

Candy like sprinkles that is intended for confections but also used on the breasts perhaps for taste or flare.

My wife surprised me with (titty sprinkles) last night and they stained the bedsheets.

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sprinkle dirt

the little amount of marijuana that is left over from a previous time of smoking that was too little too smoke by it self. Therefore it is used to sprinkle on top of a bowl pack used later just for a little extra kick.

Person 1: ight yo gimme that lighter
Person 2: nahh chill i gotta put on the sprinkle dirt

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