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When you think the fruit or vegetable you're buying is ripe, but it only feels that way because other people have been squeezing it.
I ended up throwing out the mango I bought. I thought it would taste good, but it was only squeeze-ripe.
The act of sitting on someone’s lap and pooping between their legs while they are also pooping.
Things got real hot between the squeeze after those jalapeño poppers.
"a nicer way to tell people you gotta go piss"
"MOM!......Ima go Squeeze The Chicken!!!"
"I drank too much aqua, better go squeeze the chicken."
The act of grabbing a male's genitals and squeezing as hard as physically possible.
Skylar punched me in the balls, so I gave him the good ol' Kentucky Squeeze!
Sexual position in which the girl on the bottom (laying on their back) puts her legs vertical and which the male does a missionary style position and puts his skull between her legs and she closes her legs on him like a cow in a cattle squeeze.
Last night Ronda hit me with the cattle squeeze and it sent me back to my days on the ranch.
to relieve your bladder by the process of urinating. urine colors may resemble the color of lemon juice.
I had to squeeze the lemon really bad. I was in the ocean, so I just went right then and there.
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the dastardly efforts of a woman to injure a penis located inside of her through excessive force exerted by her kegel muscles
Julia tried to pull a squeeze play on me last night, but I thwarted her efforts with a strategically inserted anal plug.
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