Rural Dictionary

SS Lemon

A pirate ship made out of lemons. This is to help prevent scurvy among the crew. This ship is run by Captain Shamte, and Deathwithab. The poopdeck is cleaned regularly!

Shamte: All aboard the SS Lemon!
Deathwithab: Aye Aye, Captain!

by Shamte March 30, 2011

Shorter form of "Shutzstaffel" ( " protection squad") is an organisation of the Nazi regime or also called the third Reich. Directed by Himmler there were, to make short, three types of SS :

- Allgemeine SS. (Civil which had a jod outside of being an SS)
- Waffen SS (Professional)
- SS Totenkopf (Professional but in concentration camp)

But all of them were doing the worst things

You had to be a certain type of person to be an SS ( man, <1m70 in height, blond, blue eyes, having german ancestry since 1750, no hereditary disease, and you and your family were never communists)
YOU HAD TO SURVIVE AN AWFUL TRAINING (no rest apart from sleep, fighting with enraged dog, survive when a car is driving idk how fast but too fast against you etc...)
You HAD to marry a woman before 30 (she must be a certain type of girl, like upper but for girls) had to have at least 4 sons because "if there's a war two can die" but more children better you're seen. They're all baptized by the government and they're given weird Nordic names like "Gudrun".
You had to live in the countryside with a Nordic looking home with certain books on your shelves and doing a certain pagan ritual on CHRISTMAS.

So children don't be like SS because their life is awful in a certain way

POV you're in Germany in 1956 :

- " What did your father do during the war ?
- He was a Waffen SS, he died during the Stalingrad battle leaving my mother, my four siblings and me alone.
- So sorry for you Thorwinn. But he was a brainwashed SS so no big loss."

by FRANZÖSIN KRISTIAN August 16, 2023

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