A rash or red area on the upper lip that appears similar to that of a mustache. Sometimes caused by dry-shaving, waxing, or some type of allergic response to something.
Guy 1: "Becky was looking so hot today, but she really shouldn't have gotten her upper lip waxed. It left a massive rash stache."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I'd still ride that ass like a monkey on a tricycle."
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What happens when a man of age shaves off all facial hair but that above the upper lip, to create a more mature "cop" look. Prone to leaving onlookers slightly embarassed. Is extremely tacky (or, hidious). The cop 'stache should not be worn for more than 30 minutes.
"Woah, did you see that new cop 'stache he's rocking?"
"Yeah, but it kind of made me feel like crying on the inside"
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The untrimmed mustache that makes you look like a dirty Mexican.
Tondo didn't shave for a week.
As a result, his friends crowned him Mr. Mex-stache of the month.
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Pubic hairs on the upper-lip of a hot girl that a given to them when they deepthroat a dick to the balls.
That bitch said she didn't suck dick, but I ended up givin' her a pube-stache!
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A thick greasy facial hair, that is not prickly.
That young man needs to shave his cheese stache
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guy:dude are you indian?
girl:no....why
guy:you have a she-stache!
guy2:wow that was a 3rd degree burn!
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When a woman shaves her pubic hair into a landing strip, and then wears a bikini bottom that doesn't cover all of it.
Dang, Carrie should have shaved it all off before wearing that to the beach; she's totally got a Hitler 'stach now.
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