Netflix Stalk

When one becomes so obsessed with a single actor or director (or composer) that the amount of movies they watch from those individuals becomes borderline stalking.

"Phillip Seymour Hoffman is in some of my favorite movies. Doubt, Pirate Radio, and now MoneyBall. Time to Netflix stalk him for other great films."

"After I saw The Dark Knight and realized that Chris Nolan also made The Prestige I Netflix Stalked him for two whole weeks until I saw everything he ever made. I LOVE CHRISTOPHER NOLAN!"

status-stalk

When you immediately get a phone call or text message from the same person EVERYTIME you update your status.

Meg: "I'm totally afraid to update my status on facebook now..."

Jill: "Why is that?"

Meg: "Every time I update it Joe calls or texts to comment on it... it's like he's status-stalking me."

Cube Stalking

When a boss or manager walks by your cube multiple times to try to catch you surfing the internet or goofing off, instead of working.

Coworker 1: Why haven't you responded to my facebook post? It's freaking awesome!

Coworker 2: Dude, the boss is totally cube stalking me today! I can't do anything fun!

Cursor Stalking

When you follow someone's cursor on a Google Doc leaving your cursor mark on their screen till they go absolutely insane.

"Yo dude, what the fuck?"
"What?"
"Quit cursor stalking me you bitch, I can't write shit"

gang stalking

Psychological warfare tactic called Zersetzung developed by the Stasi used by the KKK, Mormons, Scientology, Freemasons, COINTELPRO, and actively by Fusion Centers calling it counterterrorism using indirect no touch torture (Stasi tactics) with mobbing. CIA runs electronic harassment and FBI runs gangstalking and uses partnerships and programs as flying monkeys. Targetedjustice is suing the deep state program for the unconstitutional watchlist scam.

The intelligence community calls it the program and it's called gang stalking on the street.

stalk - flattered

the act of being flattered by ones creepy stalking actions and/or words directed at you.

delia - omg so jake said he's going to surprise me with flowers...which is weird because i never see him?

jody - does he ever see you?

delia - yeah he said he knows my whole schedule! isn't that cute?

jody - dude don't be so stalk - flattered...

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stalk block

this occurs when the person you're trying to stalk on facebook doesn't have their photos on public.

similar to a cock block.

Jessica: ugh Tiffany doesn't have her photos on public. now i can't see them ;~;

Taeyeon: omg what a stalk block!!!!!111!!!@!`%^&

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