store monkey

A term used by Head Office staff to describe fellow staff that work in their corporation's many outlets.

Generally these individuals have a lower IQ than the head office staff and struggle to see the bigger picture

Head Office Employee 1 "I took a call from Store 871 this morning, man did he go on and on about the new promotion"

Head Office Employee 2 "thats all you need to start your day, a moaning store monkey"

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n00b store

an awesome store you can access on Pure Pwnages website www.purepwnage.com where you can buy awesome apparel seen on episodes of pure pwnage and so liek unless your a total n00b go to it

n00b: haha my I pwn n00bs shirt I got from teh n00b store totly liek pwns you n00bs shirts
pwnerer:(punches in balls) I pwned you... fucking n00b(steals shirt and runs)

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Store Bought

A special way of refering to an adopted freak.

I was homemade, but my sister's a store bought.

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go to the store

Code for smoking pot.

Shannon and I will be right back, we're going to the store.

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jewelry store

a place where you can buy some bling! originated from jews hence the name JEWelry. because jews rock!

i got this grill from some jews at a jewelry store.....

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Bike Store

Place to buy bikes, meaning from human powered, Pedal Bicycles, to petrol powered Motorcycles. Not Specific.

guy #1: Hey, I need to get some parts from the Bike Store

guy #2: For your huffy??

guy #1: Naw, i need to get the sprocket for my CBR!

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lampshade store

a front for a drug dealership

"let's go to the lampshade store and stock up"

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