media studies

doss subject for numpteys.

i do media studies, as well as: PE, childcare, sportscience and buisness

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Study Date

It's the act of sitting next to a person with whom you are studying. This could be either a real date, (1)if you like this person and this person likes you. This serves as the primer for a legit date to come. Or it could be a (2)"pretend" date, if you are just friends and loosely use the term "date".

i.e. (1)
Sean: Heyyyyy wanna go to Starbucks? I'll help you study for your stats midterm ;)?
Natalie: *I wonder if it's a study date because he is super cute but kinda not.. idk yet, do I like him? hmmm* Sure, see you there at 7pm!

i.e (2)
Sean: Natalie, wanna go on a study date at the library?
Natalie: Sure, I'll bring my books! *Hope he knows there won't be any action.... ;)*

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business studies

The most pathetic subject in the entire world. HEY! LETS LEARN ABOUT HOW TO SORT INFORMATION IN A BANK, AND LABEL PEOPLE AS ROBOTS BY DECIPHERING HOW TO MAKE THEM MORE EFFICIENT!!

Me: Hey um, Ms Wutoh, I think you really suck.

Ms Wutoh: What? GET OUT OF THE CLASSROOM!! LOG OFF!! SWITCH THE COMPUTERS OFF!!

Me: really? great

I love this subject, maybe all the teachers and the pupils in the subject will implode or dissintegrate one day, who, lets hope they do anyway.

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Study group

a collective group of people studying seperately, inspiring each other to study, and asking each other for help if needed.

i'm horny! lets study in a study group!!

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study hard

hard on for a fine looking teacher in class.

she didn't have to tell me to study hard,with her big tit clevage showing.

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study session

planning a 'study session' with someone you are flirting/in a relationship with inevitably/intentionally turns into a hookup

A: this girl I been talking with totally invited me over for a study session bro!
B: buckets, nigga

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Studies show

A term used to validate some erroneous claim. Usually the sources of the "studies" are not revealed. People will use the anonymous "studies" as some sort of statistical evidence.

Studies show that a person's level of happiness is directly linked to his or her involvement in community service.

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