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A middle-aged man who thinks and acts as if they are a tough, bass-ass, rugged warrior when in fact they are living the mildest and safest possible lifestyle in a zero-crime suburban neighborhood, where the greatest danger is a bird pooping on their car.
Mark: “Check out Tom in his black jacked-up Jeep, 3 day stubble beard, and mean glare. He looks like a cross between Dirty Harry and Chuck Norris on his way to a battle.”
Steve: “Out here? Tom thinks he's tough but he's nothing more than a suburban stuntman. He won't even drive in to the city.”
The act of farting in your partners mouth while they give you a rim job to make their cheeks expand, then turning around and pressing both hands to their cheeks to force the air out into your own face.
I was gassy when we went at it last time so I decided to give her the old suburban blowfish to whiff my own brand.
A hairstyle were a female shaves half of her head and puts the rest of her hair to the side of her head typically associated with white suburban teenager's who think they're different and female video game characters
Dammn that girls has a Suburban starbucks and some nice tats
The suburban Cherry is when you really still haven't hit it yet but you really want to.
They put a phone in my face and I was like me and kissy were popping fools baby and then Keisha had the suburban cherry.
a suburban fuck-tionary is a book about sex and fucking
Hey man did you read the new Suburban Fucktionary I learned how to fuck correctly!
when a high schooler is given a klonopin that was not prescribed to them
"I gave out all my klonopin to the kids on the party bus on the way to prom. It was literally a suburban speedbump."
...a metaphorical dance when someone has eaten an edible and the high is long and steady.
Damn Y'all Sally be doin, 'The Suburban Steady".
She ate those gummies 4 hours ago and she still be movin all funny like. She high as a kite.