niggas swim

Another way of saying “it is what it is” exempt from people who cannot say the n-word.

Friend 1: “Did you see Jamal’s hairline?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, it’s pretty bad.”
Friend 1: “Niggas swim I guess.”

clit swim

When her puss is so wet you can't even touch the clit because your hand keeps slipping.

I tried to touch her clit but I started clit swimming

Lebo Swim

A group of untalented individuals that were rejected from every other sports team. No athleticism, no rizz.

Person 1- bro I just saw the ugliest, scrawniest guy to walk this earth.
Person 2- shit I think I know who you’re talking about. He’s definitely on the Lebo swim team.

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swim bum

A swim bum is a type of guy who loves the outdoors, hiking and is adventurous. Will wear thongs and knock off blue oakley sunnies from the servo. Usually has a dad called Ian. A swim bum loves a good hike on the weekend. Loves a cold beer and is a chill type of guy.

Hey I’ve started dating a Swim Bum…

Swimming in lava

The worst feeling in Minecraft when you fall in lava with all your good item

Steve: what happened to Alex
Villager: She tried “swimming in lava”

Swimming Trunks

A mans worst nightmare when he see’s a real hot girl

He gets out of the pool

Well shit

It has to show through these swimming trunks

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the half swim

one day a Newfoundlander decides to swim to Cape Breton, he got half way and said I'm feeling too tired to go the other half and then he swam back.

grandfather - ever hear about the newfie who tried to swim to cape breton?
grand son - no?
grandfather - well he got half way got tired and swam back!
grandson - .. haha
grandfather- thats called the "the half swim"

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