Talking tall

Telling tall tales with the intent of obfuscation, prevarication, or evasion of inconvenient facts, regardless of whether actual malice is involved. A press secretary, either in private business or in public affairs, talks tall as a matter of standard operating procedure.

Jason was talking tall to Amber this afternoon, but she saw through his total bullshit. OR This afternoon, Senator Whatsit was talking tall in the Capitol in a way clearly at variance with the available facts.

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Walking Tall

when someone walks around not doing shit with there head up high and there chest popped out and takeing big steps they also think they are the shit.

fuck all these people in this city are walking tall the time

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Tall Person

above 4 feet and eleven inches tall

that person is a tall person!

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Walking Tall

When a man has a sizable erection, he continues to display it proudly for all the ladies to see.

Tim: Hey did you make out with that one chick?
Blake: Yeah dude she had me Walking Tall all night!
Tim: Yeah dude she's hot!
Blake: You're telling me...

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Tall girl

When a girl wears size 13 Nike’s in MENS AND is 6’1 and A HALF she is VERY gross!!
Make sure you ask her how the weather is up there, EVERY 5 MINUTES!!

No one:

Literally no one at all:

Tall girl: I’m 61 1/2 and I wear size 13 Nike’s,IN MENS. BEAT THAT!!

Mostly brags about being tall even tho she gets “bullied” for it. And she loves to bring up the fact that she wears size 13 Nikes in men’s

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tall smalker

you're at a party and everybodys really cool and small talking so you're trying to adapt to them but it turns out weird because you're out of practice

"hey, long time no see. what have you been up to?"
"I - I been thinking about how to connect to people. Even though I - I havent been myself really and life right now is just so confusing. I - I really want to dance and enjoy myself. you know. and I - I want to be less distanced but - eheh - its like my computer caught a bug?
(turns to friend): "beware, she's a tall smalker."

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Tall Snackys

40 ounce beer

Man i drank about fucking 9 tall snackys last night!

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