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Chi Tap

When an Asian man hits your peepee

“You know Mr Miyagi?”
“Yeah he’s the guy who Chi Tapped me last week”

by TheGambler609 March 24, 2020


tap toe

a woman who can relate to a psychology fact that describes men. typically the one that is about women being more disgusted by disgusting things than men.

example one

Lincoln Loud (a male character from the Loud House):*sees dirty bathroom*
Lincoln Loud (a male character from the Loud House): "This bathroom is disgusting"
Viewer: "Lincoln Loud is a tap toe"

example two

Lana Loud (a female character from the Loud House):*enjoys disgusting things with a passion*
viewer: "Lana Loud is a tap toe

by Pokopon Kaitlyn January 6, 2021


Technical Tap

The act of hitting an (inanimate) object to make it function correctly.

Just give it a technical tap. That shit should work.

by Nate_the_Great9er May 3, 2010


Fap or Tap

The decision that needs to be decided before starting some hot sex. Do you want the moist vag, or do you want the convenience of your hand? Usually debated because of one or more of the following:

1.) Laziness
2.) Time
3.) Gayness

Girl: I'm wet. Do me!
Boy: Aughh... it's 4 A.M.!
Girl: Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase!!
Boy: Oh great. Do I fap or tap, fap or tap...

by YapmelkXela October 2, 2009

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Brazilian tap

Usually seen in Mixed Martial Arts competition. Where a fighter taps once to get out of a submission (so the ref stops the hold) and then carries on fighting on hoping to continue the fight and win.

It is a subtle form of cheating and is frowned upon within the sport.

At UFC 117 Anderson Silva caught Chael Sonnen in an triangle choke submission.

Chael executed the "Brazilian tap" so the ref stopped the fight.

Chael tried to keep fighting but the ref was having none of it and Silva won the fight.

by theunderman February 10, 2011

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Tap Quality

Term used to describe something so good it could/should be poured from a tap.

This can of Lion Brown is Tap Quality!

by LBFan September 20, 2011


tap list

A figurative list of guys/girls you want to have sexual relations with. See tap.

Jake Gyllehaal is on my tap list.

Dat bitch Rihanna is on my tap list.

by Crazybexual May 2, 2006