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dude yesterday ur sister came by and i got a boner. i had to tape the bat when she left. sorry.
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Fixer of things.
If you cant fix it with duct tape, you didnt use enough duct tape.
Dave: I used the duct tape but it still wont work.
Steve: I see the problem, use more tape.
Dave: Wow, thanks Steve!
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Adhesive tape stragically placed to support naturally sagging breasts. Frequently used by female fashion models and wannabees to make their love pillows appear as perky as the the day they first noticed they had them.
"Hey Heidi, where's the tit tape? I can't go out there with these spaniel's ears" "I don't know Laetitia, I think Naomi used it all"
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Tape used to Secure things EXtremely well. S.EX. Tape. Endorsed by a world famous actor who created the brand Eva Mendes Sex Tape.
1. Dude my pole split in half!
2. It's okay I have sex tape, your pole will be as good as new in no time.
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You record the ongoing rape on a tape
Hey guys! let's go do a Rape'n Tape!
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A sex tape, fuck film, or any other word pairings that are synonymous with the previous word pairings.
D.O.: Yo dawg you see that R. Kelly booty tape yet?
Mistah Ded: Yeah man that shit was some fucked up bidness.
D.O.: Word.
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Filipino phrase for filipino porno
I was jacking off to a boomba tape
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