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Teenage Dirtbag

A teenager that disregards laws and rules, not in the pursuit of attention but because they fucking can. Common practices of a teenage dirtbag include reckless behaviour, an "idgaf about anything" attitude and "I do whatever tf I want" mindset.

Examples of this behaviour include:
- Smoking weed in unconventional places
- Consumption of illicit substances
- Trespassing
- Being wasted out of your mind
- Reckless driving
- Vandalism
- Shouting profanities out a car window at other civilians
- The dealing of illicit substances
- Any act that your parents would disown you over etc

Look at that teenage dirtbag hotboxing a tunnel with a makeshift carrot pipe, using a candle to smoke instead of a bic lighter.

by DexyDemon November 4, 2022

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r/teenagers

Reddit community where people between the age of 13-19 post about:

- Selfies

- Losing their viginity

- Posts asking for someone to DM them

- Anti-vaping posts

- Screenshots of them being asked out or being said yes to

- Random posts which are not limited to: "why cant i be a pink limousine" and "im so so so sleepy somebody help me i bc asr like m drunkpleaseeee"

- "Number game" posts

**List is not exhaustive

Babe wake up: Another anit-vaping post on r/teenagers!

by Jack Spank9049 December 28, 2022


teenage kicks

What teenagers do for fun, in particularly the sexual pleasure teenagers get out of intimacy.

"I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight, get teenage kicks right through the night" (Lyrics from The Undertones song "Teenage Kicks")

by Chessie2505 November 4, 2017


Teenage Karen

That one girl at school that is jealous of the rich girls, so they get attention by snitching on everyone.

Man, I was so bored in science that I was playing on my phone, and this total Teenage Karen snitched on me.

by The totally virgin killer March 1, 2022


Illiterate Teenager

1.) The current generation of teenagers that have little to no education whatsoever, and strictly (STRICTLY) refuse to get any of said education, or a job which requires such education.
2.) A steadily increasing number of teenagers that type/text things with unspeakably hideous grammar, replacing easy to spell words, such as "Are" and "Too/to/two" with "R/r" and "2", respectively.
3.) 90% of the teenagers in high/middle schools, and, unfortunately, soon to be elementary schools, commonly seen with a plastic bottle filled with a tiny bit of liquid (like sweet tea or soda) to give the impression that they are drinking it, when they are really using it as a "Spitter" for their disgusting chew tobacco, or "Snuff". Also known for never brushing their teeth. EVER.

1.) Read? Read? READ?!?!?!?! Who da fuk reads deez dayz?? I aint readin nuttin u stupid fuk, who da fuk do u think u r tryin to get me 2 read?!?!!
2.) Stupid Teenager: "yo whats up trick u goin 2 dat party tonite?! ima fuk a sexii chik 4 sho!! aint nobody stoppin me, trick!!

Me: -.- Shut the fuck up and stop texting me, you stupid Illiterate Teenager.
3.) Teenager 1: Yo dawg, you got a empty bottle?

Teenager 2: Um, yeah, I'm going to throw it away.

Teenager 1: No no no, dawg, lemme have it!!

Teenager 2: What could you POSSIBLY need an

empty bottle for?!

Teenager 1: Ima use it as a spitter!!

Teenager 2: ......You're an idiot. *Throws bottle away*

You want it? GO GET IT, FUCKER.

by Thardus July 10, 2010

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


teenage adult

Persons ranging from age 26-48 who behave in a manner unbecoming of their particular age group.

That woman who bullied a child to death through a false myspace account, causing the child to commit suicide is 1) certifiably insane and 2) are teenage adult.

Any person from age 26-48 who willingly stars in a reality t.v. program is teenage adult.

9 out of 10 politicians in D.C. and news pundits regularly engage in teenage adult like behavior.

Any woman who doesn't know who the father of their child is and still expects child support = teenage adult.

by someonesafan80 February 10, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


teenage casualty

a teenager who goes under the influence, falls behind, fallows the crowd, promotes danger, and/or does bad stuff.

Look, there goes another teenage casualty.

by HonestxMistake July 22, 2006

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