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Moonshine, typically from the Southern Appalachian Mountain regions (Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, etc..)
"This is some strong Tennessee Tea!"
Considered an old wise joke— A Tennessee toothpick is the bone from a raccoon pecker. The bone in male raccoon genitalia is tiny enough it COULD be used as a toothpick....
“I sure which I could get this food unstuck from my teeth.”
“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”
“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”
“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
The act of hitting it from behind while leaning over a bed at a motel
Bobby took the stripper to the seedy motel on the corner of 11th and Skidrow, it was dirty so he made her give him a Tennessee lean-to
The act of pissing in a half bottle of tequila filling it the rest of the way and allowing your friends to drink it. The smell and taste of the tequila will drown out the piss taste. morning piss should only be used once.
Hey guys you want to try some real Tennessee Tequila.
Laying your woman down, and draping your balls over her eyes in such a way that the bridge of her nose splits your testes, and each ball covers an eye.
Woman: give me the Tennessee Blindfold!
Shoving a ghost chilie pepper in a vagina, ejaculate on it and then eating it.
Brandon has done the first Tennessee firehouse with his x-girlfriend.
The act of a woman shoving her finger in your ass as she sucks your dick
Bob: Sheila gave me the Tennessee fudgesicle on the first date
Randy: You better marry that girl