A big Mexican who lives in the United States, usually has a construction job and a obsession with Santiago’s and lives, breathes, and bleeds tequila
A tequila tank was found at the Dallas cowboys game, he was jumped later
A big man who lives in Firestone Colorado and he is a underage drinker
Tequila Tank lit it up at Santiago’s
When you receive multiple friend requests on Facebook of people wanting a “sexual shot” with you.
“I woke up to like 20 Facebook Tequila Shots this morning”.
Have your lady insert a 100% Agave tequila tampon, squirt lime juice and "salt the rim". Pull string and enjoy!
"We were sick of body shots, so we decided to do Tia Tequilas."
Typically observed in a party setting and sustained solely by Lunazul tequila. Has been known to take off at unexpected times. Inexplicable attraction to cows and aversion to white claws or so called "bitch drinks". If your looking into getting your own tequila Steve you may want to get a restraining apparatus such as a straight jacket and keep him away from valued objects and unattended parked cars.
"Dude my car got coffined last night i think there was a tequila steve on the prowl"
The burning sensation while taking a dump after drinking a lot the night before.
Bro my asshole is on fire! I think I got tequila asshole dog.
A sexual attractive maneuver to pick up "girls" by sticking a full "tequila" bottle up your own ass and do a backflip after. Then chug the whole bottle without interrupting. When the person fails, he has to perform the "deathroll".
Person 1: What happened to that girl last night?
Persn 2: I performed a Tequila flip and we went to my appartement after.
Person 1: I tried it once, but i failed, so i did a deathroll and broke my neck.