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When an incredibly ear bleeding song comes on the radio, and you cannot change it because your mother is the one driving the car.
"My mother was driving us with the radio on, fuck it was cher terror."
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Drinking until the sun comes up.
-Yo bro, you look pretty rough today.
-I know dude, I was fighting terrorism last night.
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The attempted coup on the capital on January 6th by trump supporters
The attempted coup on the capital on January 6th was an act of domestic terrorism.
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The systematic use of terror and/or unlawful warfare by one spouse against the other spouse as a means of coercion.
In an effort to compel my recognition of her financial contribution to our family, my wife engaged in "Marital Terrorism" when she opened a saving account in her own name, withdrew large amounts of cash from our joint bank account and deposited into her savings account.
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(n) The period of time during which George "Dubya" Bush was/is in the seat of power in the United States of America.
Child: "Mommy, when the hell will this awful reign of terror be over?"
Mother: "Hopefully by 2004, though if we are really unlucky, he might still be in office 'till 2008!"
*Child has heart attack*
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a bunch of garbage ass latino and black rappers headed by Fat Joe (fat ass latino who thinks he is biggie smalls)
The only good rapper of the bunch was Big Pun and Cuban Link.
Fuck the Terror Squad
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The brief moment of terror when you think you may be pooping blood, only to realize that the deep red turds are a result of the beets you had for dinner the night before.
F*ck dude....it took me a good ten seconds to figure out that I wasn't shitting blood. It was that damn beet salad I had for dinner last night. F*ckin' beet terrors.
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