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"Hey Patrick, what am I?"
"Uh, Texas?"
"No, I'm stupid!"
"What's the difference?"
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The Worst state in america home to fat ass redneck fucks who marry their sisters.
"oh your racist you must be from texas"
"your darn tootin"
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A Southern US state that only steers and queers come from.
Sgt. Hartman: Holy dogshit, Texas, only steers and queers come from Texas private Cowboy!
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The place in the world where everything's bigger.
I moved to Texas and my penis got bigger.
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1. a state from which men with incredibly large penises come from. However, the amount of intelligence and charisma they have diminish in turn because their penis is compensating for their IQ...
girl 1: man, that guy from Texas has a ginormous man peice
girl 2: yeah, but he's and Idiot
girl 1: what did you expect? He's from Texas!
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State connected to mexico in the United States.
Only steers and queers come from texas. I don't see any horns on you so you must be a queer boy!
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texas is the hometown of ma fave band BOWLING FOR SOUP and they rock. c'mon yall lets move 2 texas 2 look at pics of jesus while eating waffles!! if u hate texas im not speking to you....
u come 2 texas and dis it i will, i shit u not, kick ur freaking pansy ass!
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