ChristmAss Crack

A long sliver of ass crack that hangs out of the back of your pants when you bend over after a few weeks of heavy eating during the holiday season.

My brother vomited on our cousin when mom accidentally showed her ChristmAss Crack to everyone while reaching for champagne at the New Year's Eve party.

Jack and Crack

Drinking Jack Daniels and smoking Crack on top of a hill with your friends, while dressed up as witches.

Always done during the week of Halloween.

Randy: Well, I got the Jack
Thomas: And I got the Crack!
Randy: Oh, yeah! Jack and Crack Witch Week. Let's do this!
Gerald: Everybody up the hill!

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cracked a rat

Letting loose a huge, slow, loud fart.

Omg did you hear kate? She totally cracked a rat while we were at the dinner table .

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Crack a Fat

To open a nice cold beer.

Hey barkeep Crack a Fat for me.

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crack shadow

The shadow between ass cheeks as seen through a shear dress

Dude, that woman is wearing a white shear dress. Check out her crack shadow

Double Crack

When you are in a car with other people and have to fart really badly you let a little crack go and open crack the windows open very little but increase as you let more fart go

John opened the window a crack every 20 seconds as he was farting a little in between. John was double cracking

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crack of dawn

a wakeup hit of rock that gets one on his/her feet and able to compete with the other urban zombies for enough cans or whatnot to afford more crack

I recognized a guy who was once a top jock at school - now, crouched behind a dumpster, smoking his crack of dawn.

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