24th of November

24th of November is a day when you are in school and run up to the teacher yelling "I'M A FAT POTATO" and if you don't go to school on that day you go on the streets also yelling "I'M PREGNANT"

Guy 1: hey it's 24th of November
Guy 2: I'M A FAT POTATO
Guy 1: what the-

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May 24th

Day where LGBTQ+ gets to spend their pride on their Pride Day

Can’t you wait for May 24th?

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May 24th

National kick a boy’s balls day!

Sarah: You know what day it is ?
Sam:what?
Sarah: May 24th
*kicks his balls*
Sam:ow what was that for?
Sarah: Pay back for the 24th of April!!!

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April 24th

National rape day? Nah, National mutilate men day. The day that you can literally beat a man to the point of death without any punishment. See a good earlobe? Rip that bitch off. Same applies to penises. Happy cutting girlies.

If a man tries to touch you on April 24th. Mutilate his genitals. period xoxo

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January 24th

National Finger your girl

Boy: You today is January 24th right
Girl: Yes you get to finger me

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April 24th

April 24th is a very disgusting day. National rape day. This is not ok and I will not stand for it. Instead, let's make the 24th national self-defense day for all these girls.

Girl 1: did u hear that today is April 24th? National rape day??
Girl 2: no no no its national self defense day. Grab your tasers and shit let's goo

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April 24th

Ladies, make sure to protect yourself. Some social rejects made this day into "National Rape Day". Carry pocket knives and if anyone asks it was an accident :)

"Did you hear? April 24th is national rape day. Scary, right?"
"Its probably not real, just a bunch of 12 year old boys trying to be edgy"

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