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The celebratory day where the English conquered the aboriginals and brought them into the world of electricity.
As per tradition - Beers, Barbies and Beaches are general places for gathering and celebrating the now great country.
Terrorist hippies have been noted for attempting to abolish the date, but everyone else is like "Fuck it, it's a day off and I've already bought the snags."
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The best Australian state, with the best trained police in the whole country and the centre of operations for the Special Air Service Regiment (SASR).
That cool kid is from western australia!
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Its fully a 'Mission Australia' back to my house from here. Like 10 Kms or something.
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A French kiss given in the vaginal are of a woman
"Yo nigs, I ust gave this drunk girl the australia kiss
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A neoliberal oligarchy based in Canberra that somehow has jurisdiction over an entire continent. Has never held any international significance and its politically uninvolved population could not care less.
guy 1: so on Wikipedia the country's official name is the Commonwealth of Australia
guy 2: what the fuck is a commonwealth?
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An airline for people who have don't like Qantas, so they fly with a carrier inferior service just to spite them
Hey I'm pumped for my holiday to Cairns!
Nice, who are you flying with?
Virgin Australia!
Oh, you're a member of the I hate QantasClub
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Best fuckin' state in Australia
Fuck yeah, It's South Australia
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