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When in Australia the gravitational effects are different YOU ARE UPSIDE DOWN
joe: OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT AUSSIE GRAVITY
The "Aussie Cigourette" is a cigarette made from already smoked cigarettes, from the little left tabbaco. Why Asustralian ? In australia, pack of cigarettes is almost 50€ and more, and so smokes are expensive. This makes people actually recyclate the used cigs, and save money. "cigourette" is a Gibberish - Aussie accent pun.
(After taking a boof)
+Oy, that cig's fokin disgoostin, where ya got em ?
-It's an aussie cigourette mate.
+Ye, no wonders.
A guy jacks off on to a piece of toast in front of his girlfriend and she eats it for breakfast the next morning
I gave April the big Aussie breaky this morning
When you take a couples camping trip to the middle of no where and he proceeds to bind and restrain you. Then you are blindfolded and he calls his mates out from hiding and they proceed to gangbang you. They do not speak, and they choose which hole they want next. This continues until everyone releases in and on you. His mates proceed to silently leave, and then you are unbound. This may repeat each day you are out camping. You are not allowed to inquire who was in the gangbang.
My boyfriend took me Aussie Camping this weekend and I'm still dripping cum.
Or
We went Aussie Camping nine months ago so I don't know who the father is yet.
When you get licked down under.
Mate, we were having sex, and then she gave me the Aussie 3-minute miracle.
What’s that?
She licked me down under.
A South African person who becomes an Australian citizen after failing the Pencil Test...
WTF Kath you became a south african aussie even though you failed the pencil test.....
A nickname for a contestant in the netflix series, ultimate beastmaster
smth dumb teenage girls obsess over since they dont have any friends!!!