Church Clout

Clout which is obtained by being involved in church activities such as volunteering or working events.

(In church service) “Dang, you see than new guy? He’s volunteering for that church clout, man”

Church of Jupiter

A religion based on the idea that Jupiter is an omniscient God.

The Church of Jupiter was created by a group of random kids just so that they could show how easy it is to make a religion. Dang.

black church

(n). A Christian congregation consisting of black men, black women, white women and children of mixed race.

person one:"Just another black church in the hood." person two:"Church!"

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Church Boy

A man who dedicated his life to Christ. A man that loves the feeling, and joy that Church Brings.

Friend 1: You think Steve smokes?
Friend 2: nah Steve's just a Church Boy

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church of the fonz

place where those who admire Fonzie, from HappyDays, can go and worship/discuss him.

I went to the church of the fonz today.

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Metal Church

Underappreciated metal band that came from the 1980s-west-coast-thrash-metal scene. One of the pioneers of thrash metal.

If you enjoy thrash metal, Metal Church is for you.

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electric church

"Electric Church" was a belief held by Jimi Hendrix and his experience, as well as followers of psychedelic music that electric music (like The Jimi Hendrix Experience)brings out emotions, feelings and ideas in people, and encourages spiritual maturity. The influence the psychedelics have on one is truely amazing, I only wish more people appreciated this belief and genre. Jimi Hendrix considered "Electric Church" his religion, and based his third album "Electric Ladyland" on it.

When asked why he didn't name his then-new album "Electric Church" instead of "Electric Ladyland", Jimi said that some ladies were electric too. (then he laughed as if he were embarassed.)

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