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count boobula

A woman with very large/good looking breasts or tits.

Blaaaaah! Be afraid, for I am count BOOOOOOOOBULA!

by CKillaB June 22, 2005

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counting to three

Something valve isn't capable of.

person 1: I sure hope half life 3 is going to be released soon.
person 2: false hope. valve isnt capable of counting to three.

by Euromax200 April 6, 2021

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gimp count

1. (noun) a game in which one or more players count (out loud) how many gimps they see in a day.
2. (noun) the current or final tally of gimps counted during this game

The game is played thusly: upon seeing the first gimp of the day, the player or players point at the gimp in question and loudly say "One!". Then, when another gimp is sighted, the players again point, this time saying "Two!". The game continues like this until the end of that day, at which time the final tally is stated. The next day, a new count begins.

Dude, we went to the mall today and they were bringing in a busload of retards from the home. Our gimp count went through the roof!

by Sk8erboi Josh October 31, 2004

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chromosome count

The amount of chromosomes present in a person's body. Down syndrome is commonly associated with a higher chromosome count (a third copy of chromosome 21).

Bro, go get a genome sequencing done. Your chromosome count is way too high, you're dumb as fuck.

by abandonhope February 21, 2015

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Full Count

Taking three dumps before 2:00 pm; three before two, or, 3-2.

Mark: Dude, I totally have the shits today. I've taken three dumps and it's only 1:30.

Dave: Nice man, you have a full count.

by RabbiDan August 27, 2009

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count olaf

a sexy mf

do you know count olaf?
the sexy mf??
yeah

by edsheeranxfeet October 8, 2021

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Count Dooku

To defecate. As seen in The Venture Bros. episode "Victor. Echo. November."

Henchman 21: Get out of here... I have to take a Count Dooku.

by Beastman87 August 18, 2010

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