New York Grinder

The act of standing over your man/womans' face, after working up a dripping sweaty ass crack, and then proceeding to squat down (lining up nose and asshole) grinding forward and backwards. When satisfied, stand up and blow a load on that sopping wet face.

My boo loves the New York Grinder. The taste and everything. I'm so glad my mom gave me a walk through.

Alaskan Cod Grinder

A common sexual act in the remote north:

Step 1: Once the sun has reached high in the sky, awake from your slumber and journey to your local fish market. Identify the least hygienic vendor and purchase 1 lb. of the most rancid cod (preferably chum) available.

Step 2: Return home and grind fish into a fine paste; do not descale or remove bones.

Step 3: Fill condom with sea stank paste and, before allowing to freeze over night, squish drill bit into open end.

Step 4: Remove condom from frozen fish dick and mount on your most powerful handheld drill.

Step 5: Tape down the trigger and enjoy the Alaska Cod Grinder as you rearrange the guts of your sexual partner. Anal play recommended.

Tyler drilled me a new hole last night with an Alaskan Cod Grinder. I’ve never cum harder.

montana stump grinder

A Montana stump grinder is a sexual act. It begins with a man and a woman, or a man and a man, and the giver takes rough grit sand paper, rolls it into a tube big enough for the receivers penis to fit through, and stimulates the penis with it, similar to a hand job.

"You would not believe how sore I am from the Montana stump grinder I got last night. It was the best I've ever had!"

"Ask your lover for a Montana stump grinder if you like to party."

geriatric organ grinder

An older woman that rubs on, hugs, kisses, touches awkwardly a younger man in front of people to give impression something more is going on than is.

At the club my best friends mom turns into a geriatric organ grinder.

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Mongolian Meat Grinder

When a girl with an underbite scrapes your dick, often ripping skin in huge chunks off the penis :)

My dentist said I need dental work or I might preform a Mongolian Meat Grinder.

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Athens Meat Grinder

Deficating in a clothes dryer that contains the clothes of someone whom you dislike.

Did Mark wash his clothes? Good, I'm gonna give that douche an Athens Meat Grinder

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german meat grinder

when a female with braces is giving a blow job,and after he cums she brushes her teeth with his cum

man my slong is sore from that girl giving me a german meat grinder last night

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