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A person that “hums” way too much.
Greg: hums a tune
Jared: Greg! Would you stop being such a fuckin hummer!
1. n. A civilian version of a military Humvee. Gets approximately 0.001 miles per gallon. Driven mostly by rich assholes with small penises.
2. n. A blowjob so expertly given that the giver "hums", which greatly increases stimulation.
1. *guy crosses street, hit by Hummer that ran a red light*
Guy: I'm dying, call 911!
Hummer Driver: Fuck you! You scratched my Hummer! I'm gonna sue your ass!
2. Guy 1: I got the best friggin head last night! She was humming, and it felt great!
Guy 2: So you got a Hummer.
How douchebags move from place to place.
Douchebag 1: Yo Kyle, nice Hummer.
Douchebag 2: Thanks brah, I'm hoping stacey will forget about my micropenis when she sees me driving this. It's a bitch to fuel up though. I can never get more than 4 miles on a tank of gas.
My math teachers car :( He doesn't care about the earth :'(
Yo, my name is Jonas and I drive a Hummer *dabdab*
The jerk that sits behind you in math class and quetily humms to himself.... But not loud enough to where the teacher can hear, just you...
Joey - "Mr. Turnner, do you hear it now? he's humming Hannah montanna songs again!"
Mr. Turnner - "I don't hear any thing"
Silent hummer - "Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it"
Joey - *bang's head against desk*