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kitchen soup

When a bunch of hobos have an orgy in a car.

"Hey, you wanna join in on the kitchen soup happening down the street?"

by Giggity giggity, giggity goo January 22, 2017


Mr Kitchens

A gunna looking ass big cousin

Hey Mr Kitchens!

by Lil drayah vert September 10, 2020


Kitchen Bitch

A male who works and sells food from the prison kitchen.

Tonight's menu is garbage. Gonna get something better to eat from the Kitchen Bitch.

by Spookadeen December 10, 2021


Cooties in the Kitchen

A euphemism for a sexually transmitted infection. Less frequently used to refer to restaurant health code violations.

"I spent all of my hooker budget last night and now I've got cooties in my kitchen."
"She's pretty attractive, but she's definitely got cooties in the kitchen."

by ');DROP TABLE definitions;-- March 3, 2017


Kitchen Effect

When you question knowledge that you are absolutely sure of because of the high stakes involved. Comes from the question, is kitchen spelled with a t?

Though he was sure Thomas Jefferson had written the Declaration of Independance, he was going for $50,000 and other revolutionary war leaders kept popping into his head, so he took the money instead of correctly answering the question, and thereby fell victim to the Kitchen Effect.

by 99RedBalloonsNena November 6, 2009


Kitchen Hippie

A person, often a single woman, but can go either way, who's kitchen is kitted out with every possible manner of ecologically PC dish soaps, organic hoo ha, and sustainably harvested yadda yadda utensils but NOTHING one could actually construct a meal from.

A tell tale giveaway is if you open the fridge and find only probiotic something or other and condiments. Period.

She's such a Kitchen Hippie!!! I spent the weekend at her apartment and while I was excited to find 8 different and unopened varieties of virgin olive oils in her kitchen, I could not actually find enough ingredients to construct an omelet.

by DewayneEstes February 8, 2011


shit kitchen

Slang for stomach/intestines. The place where shits are created.

I had a massive lunch. I am cooking up some big turds in my shit kitchen.

by Owen Pidcock May 9, 2019