mexican hospital

A bathtub filled with ice.

dude 1: What happened to Steve after the party last night, he was so wasted.

dude 2: Didn't you hear, he woke up in a mexican hospital with one of his kidneys missing.

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mexican jetpack

it's when a landscape laborer straps on two leaf blowers and points the nozzles straight down while adjusting the throttles for max vertical lift. the effects are spectacular, even though flight control is difficult.

Geronimo liked to freak out the old ladies around the clients' homes by doing fly-bys with his mexican jetpack.

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Mexican Omelet

Sloppy ploppy diarrhea of the burning variety, usually discharged after a late-night binge on Mexican food following a night of heavy drinking.

"Man, I gotta lay off the midnight Taco Bell - I dropped a nasty-ass Mexican omelet when I got home from the bar."

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Snow Mexican

The true name of the so-called 'Canadians'. The term 'Canadians' and 'Canada' are slang for 'Snow Mexicans' and 'Snow Mexico'.

I live in Snow Mexico, or as many ignorant people call it, Canada.
apparently I have to define it cuz there's totally not the definition right up there
Snow Mexican is the definition to something

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Mexican Halloween

Some sort of sexual position as stated by Señor Chang and confirmed by Troy from Community.

Señor Chang: Which is actually quite offensive to people familiar with Mexican Halloween as a sexual position.

Troy: *nods head*

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mexican-airbag

When a latino sits a child on their lap while driving a vehicle.

Momma Rosa brought her mexican-airbag with her to the supermarket.

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mexican rat

a very small dog which originated from mexico. its original name is the chihuahua.

dude 1: yo you saw that taco bell commercial yet?
dude 2: you mean that add with the annoying mexican rat that talks?
dude 1: yea, lol, funny is'nt it?
dude 2: no, no its not

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