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A woman of italian heritage who has 3 or more kids, each with no less than 9 names each (not including the surname).
Usually tries to force feed everyone who walks through the door of her house, exclaiming how they don't eat well at home and look too thin. Always cooking and barely ever sits.
Italian Mother : "Cara mia, here, sit, you look thin, mangia bambina!"
Houseguest with no hunger: "I'm not hungry Mrs. Donatello"
Italian Mother : "Ok, yeah, I make you something."
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Coined by former SportsCenter anchor, Dan Patrick, used in place of the proper name of his former organization - ESPN
A formerly-great sports channel that introduced the world to such fantastic sports anchors as Dan Patrick and Keith Olbermann. Now known for overpaid, over-exposed, blowhard anchors such as Chris Berman and Stewart "boo-yah" Scott.
Hey, Dan, is there anyone left at the Mother Ship that likes Chris Berman, or are they all tired of his ridiculous, self-important attitude?
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Lower scum than the mother fucker, the mother felcher will felch his own mother. This guy is a sick, sick man.
Get away from me, mother felcher.
You felch your mother with that mouth?
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It means to swear on your mothers life which i don't suggest to say much often.If someone says that that means that you reply mothers back if your not lying.
Person1: Aye thats my food
Person2: Say mothers
Person1: Mothers
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Gin. Specifically, the alcohol beverage of Gin was called mother's ruin because in the mid eighteenth century the effects of gin on the family and economy were disastrous. Considered the poor man's drink due to its affordability, gin drinking had started out as medicine but due to its easy availability, men became impotent while women became sterile causing the London birth rate to decline drastically. Also, drinking a pint of gin and having an extremely hot bath was recommended as a way to induce a miscarriage (not contraception) in 1950s Britain
"I'll have a mother's ruin and tonic please, with a twist of lime"
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Even driving my mother-in-law to the grocery store was a painfully horrible five minutes of my life.
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